Your mySpace page burned my retinas
Posted on 13th April 2006 by antuan goodwin2
Okay… I’m kinda getting freaked out by the number of obscenely ugly MySpace pages I come across. So, in typical intraweb fashion, I’m using my blog to complain.
MySpace pet peeves:
- Children with display names like: sexyMama, hot thang, or lil’ freak nasty fuckbot. If you’re under 18, you don’t know what sexy is. You should, however, learn the meaning of the term “statutory.”
- People with 7 songs, 2 music videos, a few games, a picture slide show and a live action cow on their page. I can understand one of these things, but it takes forever to fucking load with all this extra crap.
- Ugly people with misleading display names. (i.e sexyMama, hot thang, or lil’ freak nasty fuckbot.) I understand that sometimes irony is funny, such as when you call a big dude “Tiny.” This however is just grossly false advertising.
- Some people may not agree with me, but I dislike people with 325,956,432 friends. You CAN’T know that many people; and if you did, there’s no way you could keep track of all of them. When I add someone to my friends list, I intend to keep in some sort of contact with them. I at least want to get to know ‘em.
- Spelling and grammatical errors. I make ‘em. You make ‘em. We all make them… so I understand this is a bit hypocritical. But learn to fucking spell. If you catch me spelling something wrong. Kick me in the balls and say,
“Hey! Fix that shit!”
That’s all. I’m glad I got that out of my system. Now let’s all go enjoy MySpace.
Later days.
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Responses to.. Your mySpace page burned my retinas
This is exactly the kind of ranting I’d expect from you. I love it! Good to know about the spelling/gramatical peeve….I’ll be sure to keep a lookout while reading your articles on brilliantbrown!
Wow, babe. You went way back to find this one! I barely remember writing it… but it’s all so true! These are the reasons I spend 10x as much time on Facebook as I do on MySpace… the whole website’s kinda like the trailer park of the internet.
